WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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