So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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