Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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