Dual....:-)
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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