he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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