there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
