the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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