windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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