I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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