You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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