their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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