Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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