I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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