I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
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It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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