I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
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There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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