You're my little dorito
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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