I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Randomize
