Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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