why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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