I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
