Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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