You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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