Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Randomize
