would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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