My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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