I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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