She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
