I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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