ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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