Me. At least after what I've been through.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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