so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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