Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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