Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
