How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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