Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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