If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
is wine microwaveable?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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