I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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