Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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