Your tits are I can't wait for
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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