Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
