I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I made him laugh his dick is mine
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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