You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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