he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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