Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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