woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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