it glows. i had to have it.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She's the barista slut.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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