Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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