How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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