My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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