This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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