Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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