so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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