Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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