what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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